diff --git a/src/index.ts b/src/index.ts
index 673dd91..a248171 100644
--- a/src/index.ts
+++ b/src/index.ts
@@ -38,10 +38,6 @@ export default function killTheNewsletter(
     "entryFeedCreatedTitle",
     (title: string): string => `“${title}” inbox created`
   );
-  database.function(
-    "entryFeedCreatedAuthor",
-    (): string => "Kill the Newsletter!"
-  );
   database.function(
     "entryFeedCreatedContent",
     (feedReference: string): HTML => html`
@@ -97,7 +93,7 @@ export default function killTheNewsletter(
         VALUES (
           "NEW"."id",
           entryFeedCreatedTitle("NEW"."title"),
-          entryFeedCreatedAuthor(),
+          'Kill the Newsletter!',
           entryFeedCreatedContent("NEW"."reference")
         );
       END;